" cream cheese "

 [ "cream cheese" ]

1: Another expression for smegma; the festering remnants of cum which collect under the foreskin, becoming thicker and smellier with a pungent taste, and taking on a yellowier tone.

  * e.g.,  ... What's that awful smell? she wailed. 

 [ "cream cheese" ]

2: The next time you scrape out a tub of 2 week old 'Philadelphia' which has been left uncovered, you'll understand the comparison.

  * e.g.,  ... It must be the cream cheese and crud on my bell end, he summised 'I haven't washed it for over a week' 

 [ "cream cheese" ]

1: The solution to all computer related problems. All computers are terrified of cream cheese, particularly of having it smothered over their hard drive or around the keyboard. Faced with any problem, the wise computer user will simply reach for their handy container of cream cheese and hold it infront of the screen (where the computer can see it) in a threatening gesture. Terrified, the disobedient computer will quickly cut the crap and start working properly again.

  * e.g.,  ... Mischevious Computer: " Error 508D80AN937; the program has performed an illegal operation and needs to shut down." (Translation: Fuck off human, no mere mortal can control me! Muahahaha) 

 [ "cream cheese" ]

1: Something that is used to spread on your partner's body during sex. Popularized by getting stuck in a girls braces, it was coined by a couple who are mentally retarded.

  * e.g.,  ... Girl: I'll get Randall over here and spread cream cheese all over me! 

 [ "cream cheese" ]

1: A soft white cheese made of cream and milk; now comes in flavors such as strawberry, pineapple, chives & onion, and vegetable(ew).

  * e.g.,  ... Cream cheese plays an integral part in cheesecake. yum 

 [ "Cream cheese" ]

1: When a guy cums in a girl with a yeast infection.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, Ashley had a yeast infection and I hate condoms so I gave her that cream cheese. 

 [ "Cream Cheese" ]

1: A cool freshman that goes to CCA. He may be small but he has big dick energy

  * e.g.,  ... Cream Cheese always brings home the bread at cross country meets. 

 [ "Cream Cheese" ]

1: Freshly groomed piste with ridges resembling spread cream cheese on a bagel

  * e.g.,  ... Hey Jack that cream cheese looks fresh and ready to rip up. 

 [ "cream cheesing" ]

1: when somebody replaces normal cream cheese whith day old stale cum and puts it in sombody's bagle

  * e.g.,  ... I hate that fucker and were going cream cheesing on him. 

 [ "cream cheesed" ]

1: When someone gets killed, badly. Mainly in a video game When someone gets owned.

  * e.g.,  ... That bk randy just got cream cheesed! 

 [ "Cream Cheese" ]

1: A nickname for someone who is a smooth talker. It works well as a boy or girl's nickname. Caution: Anyone Cream Cheese will be able to easily pull you in with their easy-to-listen-to words!

  * e.g.,  ... Guy: Man, that girl knows just the right things to say to me!